Dear Whomsoever’s Dream I Crashed Last Night,
From your point of view, the bitching was totes justified. I just put a few dozen holes in your guide after all before beheading [kir] with prejudice. But, my dear, think about it. If that really was your guide, I would not have been able to so much as scratch them.
If you had just calmed down for a second and asked the Right Damn Question, you would have found out that it was your guide that sent me to you. But you didn’t. Your reliance on surface appearances is how you were suckered in the first place, and your continued reliance on surface appearances means you’re more distant from your guide than ever.
So, sorry, not sorry that I fucked up your night.
/s Ashface Blacktalon