About Keri

About Keri: I have no lineage, tradition, nor history to brag about. I have no secretive tome, antiquated relic, nor treasured hand-me-down to display. My identity shifts from reader to reader, as each one constructs the mask each one wishes to see.

Just don’t be surprised when the mask fits unevenly.

About Keri’s Dreams: A dream is any event (usually) not occurring during a full waking state. For the sake of simplicity, I tag all recorded experiences while in “altered” states as dreams on this blog. I have found the distinction between hallucination, dream, and vision to be a muddy one. I’m a lucid dreamer, after all.

About Keri’s Teachings: There aren’t any. 404 – Not Found. I am not a teacher. I have no students. I am not a guru. I have no house.

About Keri’s Services: Those looking for tarot readings may be interested in Noxporium.

“I heard you talk to gods. Would you run a message for me?” Nope. I don’t have access to all divinities, and what access I do have is not to be bartered for.

“I had this funky dream last night. Would you interpret it for me?” Nope. Dream interpretation is as individual as people having dreams, and heavily dependent on the cultural references of the dreamer. What is a symbol of hope to one person is a symbol of destruction to another.

“Could you tell me about $CulturalReference?” Chances are, I can’t. I can only speak of the culture I’m from, and if you’ve followed me for more than a week, it should be clear what my opinion of that culture is.

“Didn’t you used to be a Lokean? Are you still Heathen?” I once claimed the label, but I realize it never applied. I no longer serve Loki. I never was Heathen, and doesn’t look like I’ll be any time this lifetime.

“I’m looking for someone to perform a working for me.” Drop me a line with what you’re looking for. Include your email address if you are Anon. If I can do it, I’ll reply with my charge for that service. If I can’t, I’ll be honest and inform you of that as well.

“Do you curse?” Yes.

“Are you a witch?” No.

“But you are pagan, right?” No.

“What’s this about a Lemon Goddess?” Hearsay! Just a rumor! Never you mind!

“What about Ashface Bloodtalon?” What about it?