Tag: Inverse Fortune

Me: “I was willing to attribute the fucked fortune cookie and the cold coffee to happenstance, because shit happens. But when the computer locks up, and a passing coworker says out the blue that I have the worst luck… and when I order bacon on my sandwich and the server says they’re having bad luck…

Yesterday I started the challenge of the Inverse Fortune. Today I noticed the individually wrapped fortune cookie I got with lunch yesterday was broken. The clear wrapper was still sealed but it was clear there was no fortune slip included. The slip from the previous fortune cookie? “You are wise to keep your eyes wide…