I closed my eyes for five hot seconds…
I was [in a certain place] that I thought was the domain of [this guy] but was quickly corrected by [the monarch] who ruled here. [They] wanted my attention. Formally. No more passing notes in the night or allowing others to drop hints. I’m here. [They’re] here. Let’s do this.
“No.”
[The monarch] did as monarchs do when they don’t get their way. “You answered incorrectly.”
“No. [Monarch.] I answered correctly. No. I have limitations and I have crossed them into dangerous territory. I have three different things going on, and from them nine different side routes. I do not have the ability to add what you will require of me. As much as my soul has grown, I am still human. I have human failings. And you have missed the cut-off for this round of shenanigans. So, I do appreciate you clearing this up for me, [Grand and Eloquent Epithets here], but I can not play your games right now. It wouldn’t be fair to [this guy], to [that bastard], to [that fucker], to [harrumph], or [Jupiter the Golden that is still waiting for me to answer the summons lest he sends out the astral police to collect my ass at the worst possible moment]. I need to get settled what I have now before I continue.”
[The monarch] regarded me with every bit of cold homicidal intent as I expected. I did not flinch or waver. To be honest, I did wonder why now, but just asking that question would commit me to finding out. The hard way, I’m sure.
“Very well. Complete what you have committed to. And then we will have this conversation again.”
I bowed in acknowledgement. “Yes, [your grace]. We will surely have this conversation again. And when we do, remember that I have my own way of doing things, and why.”
[They] sniffed. The gesture made me feel relieved in strange comfort. [They] turned away to indicate the audience is over. I bowed again in respect and turned to walk away feeling like I just passed a very, very important test.